The World Through Their Eyes

I know all parents think their kids are fabulous. But mine really are the funniest little beings ever! I am constantly laughing at the way they see the world.

Me: Greyson, why are you putting the spatula in the toilet?

Greyson: I’m catching fish.
Me: There are no fish in the toilet, stop doing that.
Greyson: But you said, I need to stop flushing the potty all the time or the fishies will die.
Me: I meant the fishies in the lake.
Greyson: Mom. (in the duh voice.) There is not a lake in the potty that's at the beach.

Me: Kinsley, why are you putting the mustard bottle in your noise?

Kinsley: I sucking my boogers out.

Me: Why  are you following me around everywhere?

Greyson: I’m a choochoo train. You’re a caboose. You’re a BIG caboose.

Me: Thanks.

Me: Kinsley if you don’t stop putting that in your mouth then you are going to go to time-out.

Kinsley: I want to go to time-out. It’s fun there.

Me: Greyson that ponytail won’t stay in your hair. You don’t have enough hair.

Greyson: Oh. Like Papa?

Greyson: I like Santa he brings me presents.

Kinsley: I like Papa. He brings presents too!

Kinsley to Libbey (the dog), hands her apple to Libbey who is eating a bone: Here Libbey, I trade.

Takes the dog bone which she is now using to take up space and give weight to her purse and gives the dog her apple.

Me: Kinsley we don’t take the dogs bone.

Kinsley: I traded. 

Greyson to Kinsley: stay away from my cup, I’m drinking my coffee and it’s hot, it’s not for little people.

Kinsley: I not little. I big girl.

Greyson: You ARE little. You’re two. I’m big, I’m 3.