Things I Think I Should Add To My Resume

As the job search continues, I've wondered how to fully capture some of the activities I have recently engaged in...

• Advanced the understanding of key principles including, but not limited to, colors, numbers, songs, and manners.
• Created and executed reward system consisting of candy coated chocolate discs (M&M) to facilitate appropriate behaviors.
• Developed guidelines and provided structure for day to day actions.
• Critiqued, role modeled and reprimanded as necessary to maintain order and prevent overthrow of governing body.
• Excelled in budgeting time to meet all necessary deadlines including breakfast, morning snack, lunch, nap, afternoon snack, dinner and bath.
• Fully utilized materials on hand, fitted sheet and kitchen table, to build play structure.
• Captured attention of individuals under 3ft tall for up to 4 minutes at a time.
• Championed efforts to encourage individuals to utilize appropriate locations for urinary and bowel movements.
• Clarified understanding of world concepts, social etiquette and hierarchy principles.
• Minimized questions through consistency in concrete answers, primarily applying the phrase “Because I said so.”
• Served as project leader for arts and crafts activities.
• Computed regular facebook updates central to communication with external sources.
• Led measures to streamline nap/bedtime process and eliminate any areas of procrastination.
• Discovered  numerous ways to utilize paper towel and toilet paper rolls.
• Devised creative phrasing and actions to deter “meltdown city.”
• Actively engaged in conflict resolution and negotiation.
• Documented growth and progress through various mediums including print, electronic, video and photography.
• Elicited truthful responses to further understand vague situations including who hit who first.
• Familiarized self with animated characters names, role, interests and other key elements.
• Incorporated musical elements into mundane activities including clean-up, potty, eating and “I love you. Now go to sleep and I am not saying it again.”
• Inspired imagination and use of kitchen utensils, various box sizes, and costume to further creative play.