In the past week Greyson has realized that there are those with boy parts and those without. This is a pretty interesting concept to him and one that provides a string of daily questions.
No, your sister does not have boy parts, she is a girl.
Yes, I am a girl.
Yes, your brother does have boy parts, he is a boy.
No, the cheerios do not have boy parts. No, they are not going to grow boy parts when they get big. Cheerios are not alive.
What does alive mean? Well... things that are alive breathe and grow.
Yes, Libbey dog is alive. No, Libbey dog does not have boy parts. She is a girl.
Yes, flowers are alive. No, they do not have boy parts. No, they do not have girl parts.
Why? Because they are not boys or girls, they are flowers.
No, the moon is not alive. Yes, I know you can see the moon. No, you can not see the moons boy parts.
The moon does not have boy parts. It is not alive.
Yes, sometimes the moon does grow bigger, but it's still not alive.
Why? Because the moon grows big depending on the rotation of the earth…Here is a cheesestick, go watch tv.
Oh look! Dora is on. Yes, Dora is a girl.
Who wants a cookie? YEAHHH cookies. Go eat your cookie and watch Dora now sweetie.
No cookies are not boys or girls, because they are not alive. I already told you what alive means...
Gonna die laughing. Awesome.
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